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Budget Fuck 

(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.
Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.

Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.
Budget Fuck by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009

low budget fuck buddy 

Someone that you fuck on the regular basis and she/he hardly wants any money out of you.
"Hey that girl sara is my LOW BUDGET FUCK BUDDY, she hardly ever ask me for anything... let alone money."
Fuck buddy friend with benefits

Fuckburger 

Mark Zuckerburg, owner and CEO of Facebook.
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I can't believe Fuckburger won't fix the way things are looked at on Facebook!
Fuckburger by Mattshizzle74 August 6, 2018

Fuckburgered 

Wrongly having your profile deleted by Facebook, usually due to Aglorithms rather than actual data.
I got Fuckburgered for no reason and now my Facebook profile is gone.

fuckbuggery 

A hybrid word of “fuck” and “buggery” which is used to clearly illustrate and emphasize the factor of anal penetration since so many Americans would be unable to define the word “buggery” all by itself.
That poor guy, he’s fallen from being the 45th POTUS to being celled with Big Bubba whose predilection for fuckbuggery is widely known across the prison!
fuckbuggery by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

fuckbuggered 

A) Combination of fucked and buggered, broadly indicating irreparable damage

B) Incapacitated

C) A declaration of defeat, usually spoken sullenly

D) Unfair, unfortunate
A) Seriously? The test is today? I didn't even study. I'm fuckbuggered!

B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.

C) Your wife, the mother of your children, has exited the car and is marching down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat white ass. "Fuckbugger."

D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".