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fuck budge 

The amount of money one allocates for the acquisition of sex.
Last night sucked - I blew my fuck budget, and didn't even get laid.
fuck budge by jm2011 October 27, 2015
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Budget Fuck 

(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.
Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.

Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.
Budget Fuck by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009

low budget fuck buddy 

Someone that you fuck on the regular basis and she/he hardly wants any money out of you.
"Hey that girl sara is my LOW BUDGET FUCK BUDDY, she hardly ever ask me for anything... let alone money."
Fuck buddy friend with benefits

Fuckburger 

Mark Zuckerburg, owner and CEO of Facebook.
facebook asshole cunt Mark Zuckerburg facebook jail
I can't believe Fuckburger won't fix the way things are looked at on Facebook!
Fuckburger by Mattshizzle74 August 6, 2018

Fuckburgered 

Wrongly having your profile deleted by Facebook, usually due to Aglorithms rather than actual data.
I got Fuckburgered for no reason and now my Facebook profile is gone.
Fuckburgered by Mattshizzle74 June 7, 2019

fuckbuggery 

A hybrid word of “fuck” and “buggery” which is used to clearly illustrate and emphasize the factor of anal penetration since so many Americans would be unable to define the word “buggery” all by itself.
That poor guy, he’s fallen from being the 45th POTUS to being celled with Big Bubba whose predilection for fuckbuggery is widely known across the prison!
fuckbuggery by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

fuckbuggered 

A) Combination of fucked and buggered, broadly indicating irreparable damage

B) Incapacitated

C) A declaration of defeat, usually spoken sullenly

D) Unfair, unfortunate
A) Seriously? The test is today? I didn't even study. I'm fuckbuggered!

B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.

C) Your wife, the mother of your children, has exited the car and is marching down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat white ass. "Fuckbugger."

D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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