fuck budge

The amount of money one allocates for the acquisition of sex.

Last night sucked - I blew my fuck budget, and didn't even get laid.

by jm2011 October 27, 2015

Piss-You-Off-Hot

"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.

Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.

The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.

by jm2011 September 19, 2009

Stinky Dick

A condition that causes a man's penis to smell bad.

I suffer from stinky dick. Every time I take a piss it smell just like shit

by jm2011 January 07, 2012

Find your silence

A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.

You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.

by jm2011 May 01, 2015

Cincinnati Warm Up

When you send your food back in a restaurant because it's cold, and the cook farts all over it.

My steak wasn't hot enough, so I sent it back. But when it came back from the kitchen, it smelled funny. I think I got a Cincinnati Warm Up.

by jm2011 December 07, 2011

Charley fart

Flatulence accompanied by a painful cramping of the anus, lasting for several seconds.

My ass is still store from that charley fart this morning. I can barely shit.

by jm2011 February 23, 2014