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fuckbuggered 

A) Combination of fucked and buggered, broadly indicating irreparable damage

B) Incapacitated

C) A declaration of defeat, usually spoken sullenly

D) Unfair, unfortunate
A) Seriously? The test is today? I didn't even study. I'm fuckbuggered!

B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.

C) Your wife, the mother of your children, has exited the car and is marching down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat white ass. "Fuckbugger."

D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".
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Fuckburgered 

Wrongly having your profile deleted by Facebook, usually due to Aglorithms rather than actual data.
I got Fuckburgered for no reason and now my Facebook profile is gone.

fuckbuggery 

A hybrid word of “fuck” and “buggery” which is used to clearly illustrate and emphasize the factor of anal penetration since so many Americans would be unable to define the word “buggery” all by itself.
That poor guy, he’s fallen from being the 45th POTUS to being celled with Big Bubba whose predilection for fuckbuggery is widely known across the prison!
fuckbuggery by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

fuckniggered 

Being so incredibly intoxicated, that left is right, and right is fuckniggered. This state can only be achieved when alcoholics decide alcohol is gross and is not a valuable supplement to their diet. You may have achieved this accomplishment if you have traveled through time to the next day, or numberous days if your are VERY fuckniggered, and your friends recite your previous 24-72 hours. Alchohol, marijuana, cocaine, and or any other unlawful drug may increase your chances of reaching this level of niggeredness. (See Niggeredness or Niggorance)
"Dude, I was fuckniggered last night...I had like 14 shots and a bucket of hooker spit."

"Hey man how drunk was I on a scale of one to ten, last Friday?" "You were fuckniggered, you slept with your best friend's daughter!"

Alex-"Dude I don't know what happened last weekend, the other day I woke up and went to piss and it fuckin burned like hell, I had this weird shit on my dick, but I don't know where it came from."
Steve-"Hey don't worry man, I had the same shit happen, I got fuckniggered one night and had sex with an 8 year old virgin and I woke up with anal warts."
Steve-"You were babysittin again weren't you?"
Alex-"Yep"
fuckniggered by Alex, Steve February 6, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026