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fuckbuggered 

A) Combination of fucked and buggered, broadly indicating irreparable damage

B) Incapacitated

C) A declaration of defeat, usually spoken sullenly

D) Unfair, unfortunate
A) Seriously? The test is today? I didn't even study. I'm fuckbuggered!

B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.

C) Your wife, the mother of your children, has exited the car and is marching down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat white ass. "Fuckbugger."

D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".
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Fuckburgered 

Wrongly having your profile deleted by Facebook, usually due to Aglorithms rather than actual data.
I got Fuckburgered for no reason and now my Facebook profile is gone.
Fuckburgered by Mattshizzle74 June 7, 2019

fuckbuggery 

A hybrid word of “fuck” and “buggery” which is used to clearly illustrate and emphasize the factor of anal penetration since so many Americans would be unable to define the word “buggery” all by itself.
That poor guy, he’s fallen from being the 45th POTUS to being celled with Big Bubba whose predilection for fuckbuggery is widely known across the prison!
fuckbuggery by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

fuckniggered 

Being so incredibly intoxicated, that left is right, and right is fuckniggered. This state can only be achieved when alcoholics decide alcohol is gross and is not a valuable supplement to their diet. You may have achieved this accomplishment if you have traveled through time to the next day, or numberous days if your are VERY fuckniggered, and your friends recite your previous 24-72 hours. Alchohol, marijuana, cocaine, and or any other unlawful drug may increase your chances of reaching this level of niggeredness. (See Niggeredness or Niggorance)
"Dude, I was fuckniggered last night...I had like 14 shots and a bucket of hooker spit."

"Hey man how drunk was I on a scale of one to ten, last Friday?" "You were fuckniggered, you slept with your best friend's daughter!"

Alex-"Dude I don't know what happened last weekend, the other day I woke up and went to piss and it fuckin burned like hell, I had this weird shit on my dick, but I don't know where it came from."
Steve-"Hey don't worry man, I had the same shit happen, I got fuckniggered one night and had sex with an 8 year old virgin and I woke up with anal warts."
Steve-"You were babysittin again weren't you?"
Alex-"Yep"
fuckniggered by Alex, Steve February 6, 2008
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