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couldn't-give-a-fuck book
A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.
Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...
couldn't-give-a-fuck book by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011
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Book Fuck
1. Verb: To lift a prolific quantity of books from a chain bookstore.
2. Noun: a term of endearment for someone who possesses many stolen books from large chain stores.
3. Verb: Any perverse act which involves a book.
2. Noun: a term of endearment for someone who possesses many stolen books from large chain stores.
3. Verb: Any perverse act which involves a book.
1. "Man I totally book fucked a full backpack this weekend in St. James."
2. "Awe, he is such a sweet little book fuck."
3. "That guy loves it when I book fuck him with a trashy romance novel."
2. "Awe, he is such a sweet little book fuck."
3. "That guy loves it when I book fuck him with a trashy romance novel."
Book Fuck by Book fuck lover December 16, 2008
Fuck your coloring book
A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.
1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"
2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"
b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"
2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"
b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"
Fuck your coloring book by Jaspamellz January 30, 2010
Fuck Books
The act of placing one's penis inside of a book and moving it back until achieving ejaculation. The late works of Dostoevski are suggested for this act.
Fuck Books by Douche Bags McGee October 10, 2008
Fuck Bookcase
Fuck Bookcase by Omegacannon October 18, 2018
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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