fuck book

A Pornographic magazine

You been sitting around looking at fuck books

by Jason Mc August 24, 2006

couldn't-give-a-fuck book

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011

book fuck

to put one's penis into a book, close it, and proceed to fuck it.

johnny book fucked the art history text book.

by ybd December 9, 2008

Book Fuck

1. Verb: To lift a prolific quantity of books from a chain bookstore.

2. Noun: a term of endearment for someone who possesses many stolen books from large chain stores.

3. Verb: Any perverse act which involves a book.

1. "Man I totally book fucked a full backpack this weekend in St. James."

2. "Awe, he is such a sweet little book fuck."

3. "That guy loves it when I book fuck him with a trashy romance novel."

by Book fuck lover December 16, 2008

Fuck your coloring book

A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.

1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

by Jaspamellz January 30, 2010

Fuck Books

The act of placing one's penis inside of a book and moving it back until achieving ejaculation. The late works of Dostoevski are suggested for this act.

Shit mother fucker, I'm bout to get my fuck books on at the Barnes & Noble

by Douche Bags McGee October 10, 2008

Fuck Bookcase

It’s that thing that you when you don’t know what to say

Fuck Bookcase

by Omegacannon October 18, 2018