pornographic

A good word to use to describe something that is obscenely good.

"Matey, last night can only be described as pornographic"

pornographic by Bot_40 June 29, 2006

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pornographic

that of being of some sort of smut,nudity at it's finest, intercoarse, showing penetration,,,

his large pornographic cock entered her cunt very deeply,

pornographic by mikey1969 February 7, 2008

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Pornographic Memory • pornographic • Pornographic Material • pornographicness • Pornographic Chemistry • Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD) • PORNOGRAPHIC DISPLACEMENT • pornographic historian • pornographic hoe • Pornographic Stick Figures

Pornographic Thespian

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.

Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

Pornographic Thespian by rogerthewhale December 11, 2010

Pornographic Memory

The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.

Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.

Pornographic Memory by palistimatos April 5, 2012

Pornographic Memory

The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
See: Moneyshot

Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.

Pornographic Memory by Jackie Treehorn March 7, 2004

pornographic hoe

someone who is addicted to porn but is a girl

man thas a pornographic hoe
she stay watchin that porn
oh really

pornographic hoe by dareus September 3, 2007

Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD)

A disease in which a man cannot achieve any sort of erectile function without visual or auditory pornographic images or sounds.

One obtains this disease when he masturbates constantly, on a daily basis, accompanied by use of pornographic images or sounds.

There is no cure for the disease, as Pornography is a drug that scientists haven't studied enough to find a cure for Pornographic Dependency Disorder.

I've been using porn to masturbate for thirteen years! I can't get an erection without it, my doctor said I have Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD)

Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD) by Dr. Bill Clinton PhD October 2, 2009

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