by ybd November 19, 2008
1. Verb: To lift a prolific quantity of books from a chain bookstore.
2. Noun: a term of endearment for someone who possesses many stolen books from large chain stores.
3. Verb: Any perverse act which involves a book.
2. Noun: a term of endearment for someone who possesses many stolen books from large chain stores.
3. Verb: Any perverse act which involves a book.
1. "Man I totally book fucked a full backpack this weekend in St. James."
2. "Awe, he is such a sweet little book fuck."
3. "That guy loves it when I book fuck him with a trashy romance novel."
2. "Awe, he is such a sweet little book fuck."
3. "That guy loves it when I book fuck him with a trashy romance novel."
by Book fuck lover December 5, 2008
by Jason Mc August 23, 2006
The act of placing one's penis inside of a book and moving it back until achieving ejaculation. The late works of Dostoevski are suggested for this act.
by Douche Bags McGee August 17, 2008
A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.
Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...
by samwisegamg33 April 22, 2011