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FuckBooking 

the act of sexting through facebook messages.
"Oh was johnny fuckbooking again today? i told him sexting was classier."
FuckBooking by fuckbooker November 19, 2011

Fuckbooking 

The act of being on facebook while fucking.
Ah shit man, I was talking to this girl I like and it turns out she was "fuckbooking."

Bet you wish you were on the better behind of that one!

FuckBooking 

When you know you should be doing something more important but insist on being on FaceBook instead.
James was FuckBooking so much that he lost his job.
FuckBooking by JungleBoi August 22, 2011

conspicuous facebooking 

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

Investigative Facebooking 

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

ghost facebooking 

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
ghost facebooking by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011