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fambulance 

The use of family or friends for a ride to the hospital in leu of an ambulance as to not alert the authorites why you are going. Often times, family/friends will leave after dropping you off.
After this guy was shot by his cousin in the leg, he was transported by fambulance to the nearest ER.
fambulance by pikefish February 12, 2009

fabulance 

Noun: Basically just a pink ambulance, used in every city to aid rich women who have broken something, can be anything, even a phone.
"Oh no! Amanda has broken a nail! Quick, call a fabulance!
fabulance by NinjaTunass February 7, 2015

furbulance 

a noun. A cute girl with a way with words. Use only in situations when you need a word to fill and akward silence or get someone to turned on to you. To get attention :) RAWR
"poopy dinos, FURBULANCE" "Hi FURBULANCE" FURBULANCE (sing)
furbulance by poopydino August 11, 2010

Fucklance 

a womens masturbational tool, long stick with prop attached most. used for pleasuring other women from a distance.

men can use this on they're wifes if they are lazy.

a dirogotory term between youths.

the pole that attach's to part of a sex machine.

dildo on a stick.
"honey can you get me the uhhh whats that part called? the fucklance for the machine...?"

"you fucklance you popped the lung"

"bitch get me the fucklance"

"man that toke made feel fucklanced"
Fucklance by Raide The Sasquatch December 28, 2009

FUCKULANCE 

The velocity at which someone can fuck something up.
OR what you say to your friend Lance when he really pisses you off.
the fuckulance that Bill displayed on the Dormer account was unrivaled, Don't ya think?
FUCKULANCE by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008
A very very unattractive female.
"Who ya talkin' to?"

"Fugulance."

"Man, she's boot."
Fugulance by Neo June 13, 2003
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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