Definitions by johnnisalsa

FUCKULANCE 

The velocity at which someone can fuck something up.
OR what you say to your friend Lance when he really pisses you off.

the fuckulance that Bill displayed on the Dormer account was unrivaled, Don't ya think?

FUCKULANCE by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

pretenshun 

The feeling a man gets when he pops the question to that special someone, and is afraid of being shunned.

Sally could sense the pretenshun on dear Alexander's face as he waited:looking deep into her eyes;for her reply.

pretenshun by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

dorkfest 

A gathering of nerds or goofs going to that special outing.
The indecisive mumblings of a group of twits.

Several people chuckled at the dorkfest on their way in to see
Ernest gets a circumcision.

dorkfest by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

Phlogg 

Anything that your roommate whipped up out of shit in the fridge.Usually tastes like shit too!

Hey Bob! Whats for dinner? I'm not sure? I think its called Phlogg. Whats Phlogg? I dono.

Phlogg by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008