FUCKULANCE 

The velocity at which someone can fuck something up.
OR what you say to your friend Lance when he really pisses you off.

the fuckulance that Bill displayed on the Dormer account was unrivaled, Don't ya think?

FUCKULANCE by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

Fuckmance 

1. Ardent, physical attachment or involvement between two people, usually focusing on sexual prowess, to the exclusion of all other traits or qualities. 2. Short-lived, intense, whirlwind relationship between two people who are incapable of contemplating any future beyond the next orgasm.

They're too busy enjoying their fuckmance to remember anyone else exists.

Fuckmance by lynlyn April 20, 2010

fuckulate 

To manipulate negativly, perhaps by way of fucking

We had it all planned out perfect til that bitch fuckulated it all up.

Go fuckulate yourself.

fuckulate by Colin r. October 5, 2006

Fucklander 

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

Fucklander by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

Fuckulated 

Act of Isness, perceiving the world, or happenings, as fuckulated, creating a balanced view, of shit one may not be happy with.

There is some fuckulated moments we can perceive, out there, as well as fuckulated, beings existing, and fuckulated events that one would hope didn't happen.

Fuckulated by Isness magic December 3, 2016

Fuckuppance 

Your comeuppance for fucking up.

That one bitch got food poisoning after stealing my lunch, so you could say she got her fuckuppance.

Fuckuppance by snark_attacks September 21, 2018

Fuckulated 

If something were to be Fuckulated it has to be messed up, damaged, or otherwise fucky. It can often be applied to machine parts/components, program lines, ones hair, et cetera.

"Hey Billy! Help me out with this compressor, its all Fuckulated!"

Fuckulated by Dr_Bootleg March 11, 2019