fuçktard
A person displaying an apptitude for general remediation and stunted intelligence in addition to fuçked up or fuçked off behavior.
fuçktard by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022
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fucktard
A contraction of "fucking retard".
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fucktard
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")
NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")
NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.
He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
fucktard by James Wyatt April 10, 2006
Fucktard
Dumbass . There retarded people then there is fucktarded people. There is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people . When someone is so fucking stupid they can only be described as fucktarded.
Fucktard by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
Fucktard
A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.
Fucktard by WrongCastle February 7, 2010
Fucktard
1. A task that is unbelievably retarded
2. A contraction of ‘fuck(ing)’ and ‘retard’
3. An adjective used to describe a person who lacks common sense
4. A word used to describe someone who does an unbelievably retarded thing that any human being with common sense would never attempt to do, like drinking 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting.
Alternative: Fucktarded
1. An action that is really fucking retarded
2. A word used to describe someone who tries to imitate fucktarded things they see on the internet, especially on YouTube, which is full of fucktarded videos
2. A contraction of ‘fuck(ing)’ and ‘retard’
3. An adjective used to describe a person who lacks common sense
4. A word used to describe someone who does an unbelievably retarded thing that any human being with common sense would never attempt to do, like drinking 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting.
Alternative: Fucktarded
1. An action that is really fucking retarded
2. A word used to describe someone who tries to imitate fucktarded things they see on the internet, especially on YouTube, which is full of fucktarded videos
Person1: Hey, did you see that fucktarded video of the guy who drank 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting?
Person2: Yeah! I should try it when I get home!
Person2: Yeah! I should try it when I get home!
Fucktard by shitweasel October 20, 2019
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