frusturbating
frusturbating by jameshe September 25, 2006
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fisturbating
To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.
"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008
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Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007
frusturbation
verb: the act of masturbating out of anger or frustration, taking your anger out on your dick, and 'blowing off some steam' by jerkin your terkin
Gabe frusturbated with great furver after his idea was shot down.
Zac was so mad after being rejected by ever girlon earth that he went home to frusterbate.
Bob just loves frusturbation when hes angry.
Zac was so mad after being rejected by ever girlon earth that he went home to frusterbate.
Bob just loves frusturbation when hes angry.
frusturbation by kegis the bestever November 2, 2011
Fucking Frustrating
"Fucking Frustrating" applies to a wide range of situations, topics, and things in general not because it's a general term, but because most things in the world are, from one angle or another, extremely fucking frustrating. Typically, things that are "fucking frustrating" initially elicit a calm reaction, which quickly escalates info acute frustration through jaw clenching, then fist bawling, then screaming of the word "fuck." This gradual transition into the terminal stage is a result of the human mind's inbuilt hyperbole aversion mechanisms being slowly overcome by reality.
Fucking Frustrating by pedomedved April 6, 2012
fasturbating
fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009
Frasterbating
Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)
"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."
Frasterbating by Frasterbator April 22, 2009
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