frusturbation 

verb: the act of masturbating out of anger or frustration, taking your anger out on your dick, and 'blowing off some steam' by jerkin your terkin

Gabe frusturbated with great furver after his idea was shot down.

Zac was so mad after being rejected by ever girlon earth that he went home to frusterbate.

Bob just loves frusturbation when hes angry.

frusturbation by kegis the bestever November 2, 2011

frusturbation 

The verbal mating dance people do when one of them refuses to put out for a while at the start of a relationship.

My sister and her bf engage in repeated acts of frusturbation as they wend their way towards eventual release.

frusturbation by zoodonkey December 30, 2013

academic frustration 

The quality or state of being frustrated or thoroughly upset by one or multiple things either directly or indirectly related to school, classes, homework, or other academic aspects.

Jesse suffers from academic frustration due to the fact that his professors are mentally retarded.

academic frustration by Niiro Kitsune May 9, 2011

frustration boner 

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.

after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.

frustration boner by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006

celestial frustration 

Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.

I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...

celestial frustration by Pshay79 March 4, 2015

Masturbation Frustration

The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.

Dude, I got so horny last night then my computer froze!

Man, talk about masturbation frustration!

Masturbation Frustration by Noah h. December 30, 2007

fapsturbation 

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

fapsturbation by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011