An erection caused by the stroking of real or fake fur. Very common in people with fur fettishes.
Earl: Renise wears her ugly llama jacket all the fucking time. It's so disgusting.
Annie: Oh I know, and it's especially disgusting when she strokes it and gets an erection.
Edna: It's called a furection, silly.
An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle reflex.
Not to be confused with a "stirring in the loins" - a more labored and deliberate feeling, involving a certain degree of participation from the subject.
As the hot blonde whizzed by, Larry and Val each experienced warm frections
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.