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Freestones 

Stolen Keysones.
Drunk guy # 1 - Good thing we robbed that liqour store tonight! Got me alot of keystones!

Drunk guy # 2 - You dumbass! these arent keystones! these are Freestones!
Freestones by CrazyKarl1 October 13, 2009

FREESPONSIBILITY 

The real world condition of sustainable freedom: Freedom can only be achieved as it is exercised responsibly. This word is seemingly oxymoronic but is much like the concept of yin yan or the first two laws of thermodynamics.
We did what we wanted but never would bother or hurt anyone so our freesponsibility was cool and easy.

frension 

A blend of the two words 'friend' and 'tension'. Literally meaning "tension between friends, particularly close friends".
Person A: Hey dude, how are you goin'?
Person B: Not bad, thanks. Just still have some frension between me and Stacey.
Person A: That's alright. You two are good friends: it'll work out soon.
frension by Duck Brother October 5, 2011

Freestone 

Is the act of canceling out the coolness of your first name. And leaving you with negative coolness.
The girl thought her first name was cool, but she was freestonered and discovered this was infact not the case.
Freestone by SophL:) April 2, 2011

Freesponsibility 

To be Freely Responsible and Responsibly Free.

"The 'Latifundia', the holding of large estates, that marked evil of Roman and later times, are not made more moral by being practised by peoples instead of individuals."

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) - German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher and international jurist - father of Natural Ethics - as Frank E Warner in 'Future of Man' (London 1944).

"To speak here of property (in the soil) as one speaks of property in an article of use is to renounce thought." - ibid
Individual freedom is inseparable from social responsibility and needs to be redefined as 'Freesponsibility'

They took freesponsibility for their actions.
Freesponsibility by PartisanZ March 12, 2022

Neil Freestone

An amazingly talented individual, absolute handsome with a great singing voice, very good looking.
Yo man what’s the name of the guy with the Tom and jerry tattoo that has a great voice?

Oh Neil Freestone?
Neil Freestone by Toebourton May 12, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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