frontcuck 

an undesirable person who's ugly and gets no hoes and is nasty.

this insult assumes the person watches their spouse get their throat fucked and then makes out with them in a snowball kiss after the man finishes.

Pinkman is definitely a frontcuck.

frontcuck by theknownallbeall July 26, 2024

fontucky

Another name for Fontana, CA deriving from the amount of hicks or rednecks that dwell there.

See you guys at he rodeo in Fontucky.

fontucky by Anonymous March 7, 2003

frostcock 

The drawing of a penis on a car whose windows are frosted over. This event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing penises on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. It is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.

We were so drunk at Joe's house, when we left, we drew frostcocks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them...

frostcock by Tommynormous November 26, 2009

frostfucked 

when your best friend give you a cold anal between the legs

Fiery slut : oh my gosh Jack cold me off fuck me in the butt
Jack : hell yeah here come the frostfucker
frostfucked is the hole.....

frostfucked by Hunky Tiger April 23, 2015

fontucky

City in Southern CA, actually called Fontana. Outdated term used to desribe the amount of rednecks who used to live there. Fontana is currently called North Mexico, due to the large number of mexicans who now live there.

I wish all the rednecks still lived in Fontucky.

fontucky by Doug Johnson April 27, 2004

fontucky

The word combination of the places Fontana, CA and Kentucky. People who live in other, nicer areas of southern California often make fun of Fontana because of the many trailer parks, loose chickens running around, and the trailer park trash that reside there. KKK lives there, along with some low-class Mexicans and blacks. It is the backwoods of California. More recently, Fontana is experiencing urban sprawl with housing developments coinciding with high real estate prices, and chain stores and fast food restaurants that have made Fontana a better place to live. But it will never shake the reputation it is had as Fontucky.

Man 1: Dude, where are you?
Man 2: I'm on the 10 Fwy on the way to Palm Springs.
Man 1: What's taking so long?
Man 2: Dude, I'm stuck here in traffic in Fontucky.

fontucky by pandawoman909 September 27, 2008

frontocks 

A buttocks looking latitudinal cleft of skin that is created when a woman of size wears underwear that is way too small for her frame.

I married her with a bunt, I got a frontocks a few years later.

Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...

frontocks by frontocks June 17, 2010