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frontocks

A buttocks looking latitudinal cleft of skin that is created when a woman of size wears underwear that is way too small for her frame.

I married her with a bunt, I got a frontocks a few years later.

Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...

by frontocks June 17, 2010

plopnpull

The act of masturbating while defecating. Best done on the plopper.

The aroma of the truckstop toilet was so intoxicating that I had to engage in a plopnpull.

To fap or poop is human. To plopnpull, devine.

I knew I shouldn't have jerked off when I felt the full press of a turtle tail. The outcome was inevitable... a plopnpull.

by frontocks June 20, 2010