fronttocks

Fronttocks: The opposite of the buttocks.

A non-profane term that generally refers to the region of the gender specific accouterments located in the lower frontal region of a human being.

The area of a human being that the genitalia are located in.

If you are attacked by a sexual predator, kick him in the fronttocks.

Oh man! She just kicked me in the fronttocks.

Yikes! I just spilled hot coffee on my fronttocks!

I went on a date with this guy and he kept trying to touch my fronttock.

fronttocks by Shawn Middleton January 1, 2009

fronttocks

The folds of fat that an obese person gets in their lower abdomen resembling buttocks.

"Dude, check out the fronttocks on that fat guy."

fronttocks by hollismaximus January 11, 2012

frontocks 

A buttocks looking latitudinal cleft of skin that is created when a woman of size wears underwear that is way too small for her frame.

I married her with a bunt, I got a frontocks a few years later.

Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...

frontocks by frontocks June 17, 2010

frontpocket 

A frontpocket is a person who keeps their wallet in one of their front pants pockets. Frontpockets can generally be identified by their neckbeards and wolfshirts.

Are those anime wallscrolls in your room? Dude you're such a frontpocket.

frontpocket by ionyouenterabov February 22, 2009

fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.

"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"

fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

frontocks 

the region of man's body. Below the belly button and above the upper thigh, which is accentuated by flat front trousers.

That guy's frontocks makes his package look huge.

frontocks by Myra & Amber July 24, 2008

Frontpocket 

Inserting one's hand into lover's front pocket and squeezing, basically the same as a backpocket but just with the front pocket.

So she's already backpocketing me now she's deciding to frontpocket me.

Frontpocket by berserker blabbermouth January 19, 2017