noun: 1. people stationed at the exit of a store to check you merchandise and receipt, to ensure that you have not shoplifted
anything that the plain-clothed security personnel, ubiquitous cameras and hidden tag scanners did not detect
2. people employed by a store to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just
spent money in that store
Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found in Wal-Mart, Best
Buy and Costco, although they are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers will almost always
lie about the reason, when asked why they are checking your
bag (
ironic, since they are there to ensure honesty from the customer, but these store representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).