fritner

An ugly person (male or female).
Someone who is so ugly they are frightening.

"Have you seen Tommy's new bird? she's a real life fritner!"
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")

by Klausey September 14, 2009

fritner police 'orse

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.

Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009