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noun: 1. people stationed at the exit of a store to check you merchandise and receipt, to ensure that you have not shoplifted anything that the plain-clothed security personnel, ubiquitous cameras and hidden tag scanners did not detect

2. people employed by a store to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just spent money in that store

Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found in Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Costco, although they are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers will almost always lie about the reason, when asked why they are checking your bag (ironic, since they are there to ensure honesty from the customer, but these store representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).
"Phillip, let's go to Circuit City instead. The price is the same, and we won't be treated like criminals by the friskers when we leave the store."
frisker by shankus December 1, 2004
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A derogatory term for someone from the Bay Area (San Francisco) of California. Usually reserved for upper-middle class white people, or people who move to poorer areas from the Bay Area to save money.
I'm so tired of all these damn friskers bringing their dirty money to Portland
Frisker by MarcusPope February 8, 2018
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the act of scooping someones vaginnaaa
ohhh breeezy i friskered you!
frisker by lizzzzyyy December 22, 2008

grissle frisker 

one who searches the penile region of another, often in an unwelcome manner
The Department of Homeland Security has made a concerted effort to hire highly trained grissle friskers in an attempt to search many the dong for contraband.
grissle frisker by Clem Middia September 12, 2012

mr frisker 

a silly childish name for one's penis
guy1: yeah she saw my mr frisker last night

guy2: too bad its too small for her to do anything with.

guy1:yeah... NO IT WAS! I SWEAR
mr frisker by big_and_fruity June 21, 2013
A frister serves both as a friend and a sister. This word is most commonly used between twins, for they are usually incredibly close and are both friends and sisters. A frister is the ultimate companion who you may share inside jokes with, make lunches for, and watch ridiculous movies with.
Hey frister lets go catch an uber ridiculous movie, I'll make you a nice lunch with a home made granola bar in it.
Frister by Shananigans333 April 6, 2009

Frickerdoodle 

The politer way of saying "fuck". Usually used around your grandparents who would whack you with their cane if you cussed.
Kevin: Oh frickerdoodle! I stubbed my toe!

Grandpa Jack: That's my boy!
Frickerdoodle by Rawrawrlawr August 3, 2011
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