friendphew 

A close friend's son.

Jane is in labor and we should have word on our new friendphew soon!

friendphew by Zhuli October 22, 2008

friendphezema 

When you smoke in a windy situation around your nonsmoking friends and it blows directly into their faces.

Margaret and Brittaney were complaining about Kurt's smoking in front of the heater. It was giving them friendphezema.

friendphezema by booonyou December 4, 2014

Friendpetitive 

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.

Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.

Friendpetitive by Faster Redhead November 12, 2016

friendpeen 

The act of adding so much facebook friends that you judge it as an epeen.

Mary: I got 651 Friends on facebook.
Chase: Bitch, I got 788 Friends! My friendpeen is so big!

friendpeen by Deyadissa May 16, 2011

Frienephew 

This is a mix of friend + nephew. If you have a friend who is practically a brother/sister to you, you can call their son "frienephew." Pronounced "Fren-ne-few."

My friend had a baby boy; he is my frienephew!

Frienephew by majivugirl July 24, 2013

friendsheep 

The friendship between human and sheep. The state of beeing a friend to a small ruminant (genus: ovis).

Our friendsheep will survive everything what is coming!

friendsheep by Tiffy Wurm August 1, 2017

friendthelpist 

a combination of “friend” and “therapist” that describes a specific type of friendship that is based solely around discussing one individual’s problems and issues. The act of talking about the individual’s problems and issues is referred to as friendthelpy.

<Person 1> I spent 2 hours on the phone with him last night listening to him tell me about his money and girlfriend problems. I think I gave him some good advice. He needs to take responsibility for his behavior and move on from that bad relationship.

<Person 2> Did he even ask about how you are doing? You just had surgery, right?

<Person 1> Nope, I am just a friendthelpist.

<Person 2> You should charge by the hour.

friendthelpist by DrPotz July 23, 2010