Friendliness

A quality associated with the number of pitches achieved in the should-be one syllable word "Hey." However in extreme cases, these pitches can indicate homosexuality instead of friendliness, or an alarming combination of the two.

Guy 1: "Heee-eeee-eyy-eyyy-yyyy!"
Guy 2: "His friendliness level is over 9,000!!!"

Friendliness by Walk_It_Off November 4, 2009

friendliness paradox 

A theory when friendliness or hospitality and privacy don't go hand in hand

A perfect example of friendliness paradox is the collective culture: People from collective culture are friendly, but they're sneaking into other's businesses

friendliness paradox by Sir. B February 21, 2021

period friendliness 

An emotion experienced by girls while they are menstruating. It is characterized by stronger-than-usual friendliness towards anyone and everyone around them. It is the opposite of PMS.

"That girl has never talked to me before, but today she really wanted to become friends."

"Oh, she probably has period friendliness."

period friendliness by snaek November 2, 2009

family-friendliness 

The degree to which a perceived authority, i.e. mpaa, pope, and usda, believe a thing should be accessible to children.

According to a great many early christians and judaists, and many modern muslims, non-consensual sex with a pre-pubescent girl was of a high degree of family-friendliness, as long as her owner was the partner and all viewers and participants were members of the household.

United States culture generally says that vegetables have a low degree of family-friendliness, compared to high sugar or sugar-substitute foods.

As long as euphemisms and discrete phallic pictures are all that the movie references to sex, the mpaa will consider giving the movie a g rating for family-friendliness.

family-friendliness by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

friendless loser 

me

I am a friendless loser

friendless loser by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018

friendlies

Military slang short for friendly troops.

"We can't use an air-strike because there are too many friendlies in the area!"

friendlies by briles24 May 3, 2006

friendless friend 

When nobody likes you but there is one person who takes pity on you and calls you their friend so you don't fade away into nothing.

Bob is my friendless friend because he is a loser and no one likes him

friendless friend by Doperunner124 March 10, 2017