friendledness 

Somebody mocking you about having no friends.

stop mocking my friendlednesssss :'(

friendledness by essie x January 15, 2007

period friendliness 

An emotion experienced by girls while they are menstruating. It is characterized by stronger-than-usual friendliness towards anyone and everyone around them. It is the opposite of PMS.

"That girl has never talked to me before, but today she really wanted to become friends."

"Oh, she probably has period friendliness."

period friendliness by snaek November 2, 2009

Temporary online friendlessness 

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.

"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.

Temporary online friendlessness by Harmony08 December 8, 2010

Friendlyness 

To feel at home in someone's presence or to enjoy your company.

He was so Friendlyness to me when I gave him a hug I almost melted.,💖

Friendlyness by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 14, 2019

family-friendliness 

The degree to which a perceived authority, i.e. mpaa, pope, and usda, believe a thing should be accessible to children.

According to a great many early christians and judaists, and many modern muslims, non-consensual sex with a pre-pubescent girl was of a high degree of family-friendliness, as long as her owner was the partner and all viewers and participants were members of the household.

United States culture generally says that vegetables have a low degree of family-friendliness, compared to high sugar or sugar-substitute foods.

As long as euphemisms and discrete phallic pictures are all that the movie references to sex, the mpaa will consider giving the movie a g rating for family-friendliness.

family-friendliness by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

Friendliness

A quality associated with the number of pitches achieved in the should-be one syllable word "Hey." However in extreme cases, these pitches can indicate homosexuality instead of friendliness, or an alarming combination of the two.

Guy 1: "Heee-eeee-eyy-eyyy-yyyy!"
Guy 2: "His friendliness level is over 9,000!!!"

Friendliness by Walk_It_Off November 4, 2009

Friendlyness 

To feel at home in someone's presence or to enjoy your company.

He was so Friendlyness to me when I gave him a hug I almost melted.,💖

Friendlyness by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 14, 2019