Friendiness

A description of relationships created by accepting people as "friends" on Facebook for whom one feels little or no friendship.

I have friendiness with my child's friends who have invited me to be friends on Facebook.

Friendiness by JustMeAgain July 29, 2009

Friendiversary

An annual occasion where you celebrate the passing of one or more years since you met a particular friend.

Dude, it's the 23rd of July!! Exactly 6 years since we met!!

Yeah Brosef, Happy Friendiversary.

Friendiversary by Gashtacular March 3, 2008

friendless loser 

me

I am a friendless loser

friendless loser by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018

Friendiverse 

A diverse universe of friends.

Kevin signed up on Friendiverse and made a new friend instantly.

Friendiverse by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

Friendnesia 

Friendnesia is when you don't remember or recognize the person who has sent you a friend request on Facebook.

Jack: "Hey Jill, do you know who Little Boy Blue is?"

Jill: "No, Jack. I don't think I've ever heard of him. Why?"

Jack: "Well, he just sent me a friend request and I don't remember him or recognize him from his picture."

Jill: "Ah, a case of friendnesia, eh? I get that sometimes too."

Friendnesia by Word Johnson November 10, 2011

friendiversary

The day two people became friends.

Risa's and my friendiversary is January first.

friendiversary by youdontsmellbad January 7, 2006

friendless friend 

When nobody likes you but there is one person who takes pity on you and calls you their friend so you don't fade away into nothing.

Bob is my friendless friend because he is a loser and no one likes him

friendless friend by Doperunner124 March 10, 2017