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freeshavacadoo 

fresh avocado
"the freeshavacadoo was very tasty"
freeshavacadoo by p.b.g May 14, 2016

freeshitting 

The act of dropping your pants and taking a shit no matter where you are at the time.
I was in the park the other day and saw a bum freeshitting next to the fountain.
freeshitting by Blind Jimmy June 2, 2014
1. A colorful flower that can be very frustrating to grow. They are known to have especially energetic growth early on. However the slightest change in environment will cause them to wilt. The constant maintenance needed to keep them growing has caused them to become known as the princess of the flower world.

2. A girl's name. Someone with the name Freesia tends to share many of the same characteristics as the flower. While they are colorful and opinionated it can take a lot of coaxing to get them to come out. Its not uncommon for them to ditch you at the last minute and just stay home.

This has given rise to the expression. "Don't pull a Freesia"
"Where is Susan?"

"Don't know, she said she would be here at 9'oclock, guess she's pulling a Freesia"
freesia by Drefwil March 9, 2010

freeshard 

The sanctuary for discontent customers.

Lineage 2 was an example of a good game gone to hell. The company had allowed several chinese companies to farm the game money and then sell on ebay. NC was perfectly happy since the farmers paid for 20 accounts each, but I wonder if they noticed 50% of the REAL customers left because the chinese harrassed all the americans and the GMs didnt speak english.

Thats right NCsoft, you are fuckin retarded. I bet you didnt know that all your customers didnt stop playing, they went to free shards that had more uptime and better GMs.
Guy: I am fuckin glad someone started a Lineage 2 shard!

Girl: Yeah! what the fuck were they thinking when they bill us the days the server is down for 7 days!
freeshard by Fake Name December 7, 2004
literally just my name i just wanted to put it on here because im #rare
Look at frenesi.
frenesi by frenesi April 1, 2019

frenchians 

What French people are called
Look it's frenchians
frenchians by Idkwhatnynameis May 14, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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