freeshard 

The sanctuary for discontent customers.

Lineage 2 was an example of a good game gone to hell. The company had allowed several chinese companies to farm the game money and then sell on ebay. NC was perfectly happy since the farmers paid for 20 accounts each, but I wonder if they noticed 50% of the REAL customers left because the chinese harrassed all the americans and the GMs didnt speak english.

Thats right NCsoft, you are fuckin retarded. I bet you didnt know that all your customers didnt stop playing, they went to free shards that had more uptime and better GMs.

Guy: I am fuckin glad someone started a Lineage 2 shard!

Girl: Yeah! what the fuck were they thinking when they bill us the days the server is down for 7 days!

freeshard by Fake Name December 7, 2004

Freehand 

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.

I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.

Freehand by dw8177 July 7, 2016

freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.

"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."

freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

freeshavacadoo 

fresh avocado

"the freeshavacadoo was very tasty"

freeshavacadoo by p.b.g May 14, 2016

Freehand 

Freehanding is when you wank with no aids but your imagination. To properly freehand you must use no porn

-did you see that chick's cleavage man?
+oh fuck yeah man i freehanded to it later on

Freehand by jeff-C December 18, 2005

freeptard 

An individual, usually possessing radically right-wing political views, who delights in insulting others and is usually racist, sexist, and homophobic.

Derived from freeper, the nickname of the denizens of the ultra-right wing Web site FreeRepublic.com.

All the people who work food service at my university are black and 98% of the people who attend my university are white. Matt believes this difference exists because 'black people are lazier and dumber than white people'. What a racist freeptard!

freeptard by Nic Bailey April 29, 2005

freesearch 

a combination of the words free and research that describe the process used to determine the availability, location, and ease of legally acquiring or consuming any given object that one desires with ABSOLUTELY no cost to the person acquiring or consuming said object/s.

I did some freesearch and found many objects that I needed, ie a hot tub, fire pit, and queen sized bed that I went and picked up for free.

freesearch by AEH May 13, 2008