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Freeloader 

Someone who is happy for other people to buy them things but never pays them back or returns the favour.
Big T is such a freeloader. I always pay for everything and he never pays me back.
Freeloader by MCLF October 15, 2016

freeloaders angst 

A persons' disatisfaction with a product or service that they got for free.
"Man, this couch you've been letting me crash on is lumpy as hell!" "You know, your freeloaders angst is beginning to rub me the wrong way."

Freeloader 

Someone who leeches off others while contributing virtually nothing in return. Usually they are unemployed and/or extremely lazy. They are generally easy to identify from the general public due to their constant requests to borrow other people's money, get rides, or even coming to restaurants with a group, then ordering food and never paying for themselves, etc
James Christopher Koehn is a freeloader, also known as a mooch.

He will break you in more ways than financially. He loves to have that control.
Freeloader by wisernow February 25, 2009

Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.
Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."
Freeloafer by brodymason November 15, 2013

freeloader 

One who takes advantage of ones generosity and trys to suck as much as possible from them. A freeloader will often times live with someone, eat their food, drive their car, and not pay rent. Will make not attempt living on thier own as they claim they will "do it later" or are "tired". Must be forcefully removed to get rid of them. They never have a job as they quit due to laziness.
Steve: Hey Tim, do you have your own place yet?

Tim: Na I live with my Aunt and Uncle.

Steve: Do you even have a job?

Tim: No they think I have one but I quit. I'll get away with it to beacause I'm sly.

Steve: FREELOADER!!!!!
freeloader by Tigger the Nigger April 10, 2008

Freeloader 

John Willis will eat all your Doritos and drink all your Mountain Dew but gives you nothing in return that makes him a freeloader.
Freeloader by Bob27bob January 2, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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