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Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.

Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."

by brodymason November 15, 2013