freakwater 

piss

i don't drink water, i drink freakwater.

freakwater by rredrocket April 11, 2025

freshwater square

Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.

"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."

freshwater square by meadams April 18, 2009

fratwater 

n) A Natural Light, Natty, or other coloquialism referring to the fraternity world's take on bottled water. See also fratty light.

I need some that fratwater to kill the hangover

fratwater by chet masterson III February 10, 2007

freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.

freshwater starfish by Thefza October 24, 2019

freshwater tuna 

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

freshwater tuna by Eden Woods September 1, 2009

freshwater woofter 

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

freshwater woofter by Realfisher November 14, 2021

Milton Freewater 

Milton Freewater is located in North East Oregon State. Often called M-F, M-F used to be the only hyphenated town in the USA, until the post officed dropped the hyphen.

The reason for the strange name: Originally there was only Milton. The founders of Milton wanted a "Dry" town (No alcohol). So a large group of folks decided to move a few miles away and start their own town--with alcohol. They got other folks to move from Milton by offering them "free city water hookup". Voila!--Milton Freewater.

They later realized it was stupid to have two small towns and combined.

Years ago two drunk drug addicts wrote "Muddy Frogwater" on the road sign heading out of M-F. Now the town has adopted this as its slogan, and all the business have carved/painted frogs out front. There are few real frogs in M-F, and it ain't real muddy.

Joey says: "Hey, lets get out of Walla Walla and go to the Muddy Frogwater Festival in Milton Freewater tonight!"

Milton Freewater by Sewneo February 27, 2010