A smell of a prostitute trying to freshen up before her next job.
She smells like freshwater before she went to do her next job.
by Mizz_Kaylee_Jo November 13, 2018
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Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.
"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."
by meadams April 18, 2009
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A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.
I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.
by Thefza October 24, 2019
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A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.
I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.
by Eden Woods August 31, 2009
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Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.
Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.

While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.
by Captain boathouse July 26, 2012
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A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.
Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
by Realfisher November 15, 2021
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Verb: To fail to suspend disbelief about (and complain about) small details of a fictional piece, while ignoring larger impossible issues.

Noun: the item complained about
While watching Pinocchio and accepting that fairies can turn puppets into human boys: "Oh come on! Cleo the fish would die in that ocean! Goldfish are freshwater fish!"
by lizma March 23, 2010
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