A smell of a prostitute trying to freshen up before her next job.

Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Verb: To fail to suspend disbelief about (and complain about) small details of a fictional piece, while ignoring larger impossible issues.

Noun: the item complained about