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fratiness

Fratiness is a state of mind or feeling characterized by contentment, love, satisfaction, pleasure, or joy of being fratty.
You could see his fratiness radiate from his pop collar as he pounded his forty full of King Cobra
by chad the 8th November 3, 2009
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flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
by swamp-wig May 31, 2011
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5 levels of fatness

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.
what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!
by Dragongobi March 10, 2010
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Hot Fatness

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
by Dman5000 February 20, 2013
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flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
by swamp-wig May 31, 2011
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frattress

Young college female, often times a member of a sorority, who spends an excessive amount of time having sex with brothers of a fraternity.

the term derives from fraternity + mattress, because the slut spends so much time under brothers that she might as well be their bed.
"Bro, you see that frattress over there? Yeah, the one on top of the table. I'm gonna do work and put her to use tonight."

"So, I was banging this frattress the other night, and after we got done she told me not to tell any of my brothers. You know she's just gonna tell those other sorostitutes how awful of a guy I am."
by Scraps October 18, 2007
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Faxiness

A certain way of being both useless and also necessary.

A continually flaky and suspect demeanour.
A way of being untrustworthy and hard to pin down.
Gad we got that meeting time and place sorted out without some ongoing faxiness
by Pigbrick November 14, 2016
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