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To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011
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To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

Flawness 

It's not flawless but it's not too flawful
I may be flawless but you are flawness
Flawness by kdcowled June 23, 2015

Flawness 

An alternative way of stating "flaw";being fake lying;acts as a replacement term for "creep" when used as an adjective
Student 1: Mr. B assigned us, like, 3 days worth of homework.
Student 2:...flawness

Person 1: I took 27 hits from the bong without coughing.
Person 2: Flawness
Flawness by Nappy/Curly October 25, 2010

Flawness 

An alternative way of stating "flaw";being fake lying;acts as a replacement term for "creep" when used as an adjective
Student 1: Mr. B assigned us, like, 3 days worth of homework.
Student 2:...flawness

Person 1: I took 27 hits from the bong without coughing.
Person 2: Flawness

falsiness 

the quality of taking something that is true and factual, and purposely casting doubt on its validity by presenting false, fake, alternative or misleading information.
The powerful man is using falsiness to trick us into believing he is innocent.
falsiness by pjerickson May 2, 2018

Fakeness 

I can't stand being around this fakeness.
Fakeness by Cstar December 1, 2013
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