Fapiness

Happy + Fappy

The amount of fapiness he presented was overwhelming

Fapiness by ZeroPlatform November 15, 2018

Fappiness

The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

Fappiness by Big D L May 22, 2008

Faxiness 

A certain way of being both useless and also necessary.

A continually flaky and suspect demeanour.
A way of being untrustworthy and hard to pin down.

Gad we got that meeting time and place sorted out without some ongoing faxiness

Faxiness by Pigbrick November 14, 2016