frankenstool

A lumpy deformed turd making its appearance after a gruelling period of constipation and often consisting of several layered and compacted hard mini turds.

'That laxative certainly did the trick' exclaimed paul, 'but I appear to have given birth to an enormous frankenstool in the process'!

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Frankenstyle

(noun) Appertaining to cheap and/or “fun” Frankenstein costumery or masks: those which make a mockery of the iconic horror character.

(transitive verb) frankenstyled, frankenstyles, frankenstyling: Bring into existence a creation that will ultimately embarrass its creator, possibly even to their ruin.

(n) Charlie put on the garish foam-latex mask that would have us believe Victor Frankenstein constructed his monster largely out of marshmallows. “I’m Frankenstein!” he cries. Matilda pauses, then grudgingly responds, “Well, you’re …frankenstyle.”

(tr. v.) For the Ambassador’s Ball, Mimi frankenstyled her hair with large gobs of stinking earwax.

by Favfly November 10, 2016

Frankenstorm

A Frankenstorm is a hurricane and winter storm hybrid, involving a "monster" combination of high winds, heavy rain, extreme tides and snow. A Frankenstorm carries with it a risk of fatalities, power outages and severe property damage.

Farewell! I leave you, and in you the last of humankind whom these eyes will ever behold. Farewell, Frankenstorm!

by ClioMuse October 26, 2012

Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.

"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"

by Jesus' favourite Cousin January 4, 2009

Frankenstylin'

Having any type of clothing that resembles something Frankenstein would wear.

"Did you see those boots. That dude is Frankenstylin'"

by rj12937 September 19, 2014

frankenstoned

Smoking SO MUCH FUCKING WEED that you physically can not form even half of a sentence, while also being unable to walk straight. And/or motor skills such as Frankenstein's.

Man, I'll tell you one thing..... Jerry is frankenstoned right now. Like I don't know how he's getting home, he's fucked.

by Tadams050 January 29, 2016

Frankenstrokem

When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...

“It’s Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dude”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019