Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.

"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"

by Jesus' favourite Cousin January 4, 2009

Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.

Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.

by SOAK666 September 24, 2013

Frankensteiner

When one runs out of Cigarettes and has to raid the ashtray for various butts to make a cigarette

I ran out of Tobacco last night. As the shop was shut I had to make a Frankensteiner.

by Peregrine. August 22, 2022

frankenstoned

Smoking SO MUCH FUCKING WEED that you physically can not form even half of a sentence, while also being unable to walk straight. And/or motor skills such as Frankenstein's.

Man, I'll tell you one thing..... Jerry is frankenstoned right now. Like I don't know how he's getting home, he's fucked.

by Tadams050 January 29, 2016

frankenboner

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.

"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."

by fodaloveofdabitty December 29, 2007

frankenstine

what your mom calls you after you rise fro the dead.

wow your a real frankenstine!

by Meatball8 December 8, 2024