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Frankenstorm 

A Frankenstorm is a hurricane and winter storm hybrid, involving a "monster" combination of high winds, heavy rain, extreme tides and snow. A Frankenstorm carries with it a risk of fatalities, power outages and severe property damage.
Farewell! I leave you, and in you the last of humankind whom these eyes will ever behold. Farewell, Frankenstorm!
Frankenstorm by ClioMuse October 26, 2012
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Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.
"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"

frankenstool 

A lumpy deformed turd making its appearance after a gruelling period of constipation and often consisting of several layered and compacted hard mini turds.
'That laxative certainly did the trick' exclaimed paul, 'but I appear to have given birth to an enormous frankenstool in the process'!
frankenstool by chesterpest January 17, 2010

frankenstoned 

Smoking SO MUCH FUCKING WEED that you physically can not form even half of a sentence, while also being unable to walk straight. And/or motor skills such as Frankenstein's.
Man, I'll tell you one thing..... Jerry is frankenstoned right now. Like I don't know how he's getting home, he's fucked.
frankenstoned by Tadams050 January 29, 2016

Frankenstrokem 

When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...
“It’s Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dude

Frankensteimyopia 

when a creator is to close to, or obsessed with the process of creating to see what they are making is monstrous.
The artist labored for years on a terrible painting due to their Frankensteimyopia.

Frankentomcombover 

A particularly disturbing hairstyle styled with Korean yak sex butter.
Did you see that guys Frankentomcombover? It sure sucked.