four wheeled wives 

Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.

So many four wheeled wives that I couldn't get my ambulance into the playground and the kid died.

four wheeled wives by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

four-wheeled-fornicator

...the Vanulator's nickname.

Oh my GOD! That's the Vanulator, you know it is also known as the four-wheeled-fornicator!

four-wheeled-fornicator by AmabokoT4 March 15, 2009

four-wheeled mistress 

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

four-wheeled mistress by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

Four Wheeled Device

A non-motored device that has four wheels

Man! Drake is doing some sick moves on his Four Wheeled Device!

Four Wheeled Device by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

Four-wheeled thinking 

Limiting yourself to what you know. The opposite of "thinking outside the box".
Originating from transportation, automatically thinking you need to use a car to get to your destination; where instead you could use a motorbike, train, tram, bus, scooter, or any number of vehicles that have less or more than four wheels.

Janet didn't come up with any ideas, she's holding herself back with her four-wheeled thinking.
Sure you could do it that way, but that's some four-wheeled thinking right there.

Four-wheeled thinking by Ekkehard Heiner May 19, 2018

four wheeler 

All Terrain Vehicle (ATV)

Small, single rider vehicle that weighs from 300 - 600+ pounds. Meant to explore parts of this world that no Jeep, Land Rover, or Truck were ever meant to go. They come in wide varieties (auto, manual, semi-manual) (2-stroke, 4-stroke) (sport, utility).

Some brands are Polaris, Kawasaki, Honda, Yamaha, Arctic Cat, Bombardier, etc.

Let's go ride the four wheelers, TOMMY!

Tommy got his four-wheeler stuck in a creek! I'll go get my four wheeler to pull it out.

four wheeler by Iceguy April 26, 2006

atomic four-wheeler

A sexual act in which the man in a doggy style position kicks the woman as hard as he can in the behind, causing her to do a complete front flip. Please note that it is only considered an "atomic four-wheeler" when the woman does a complete frontal flip.

My girlfriend and I were having sex, and I gave her an atomic four-wheeler. She almost killed me later.

atomic four-wheeler by Recipe4Disasta October 30, 2011