Definitions by kittythecatty

four-wheeled mistress 

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

four-wheeled mistress by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

gravity poisoning 

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.

Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.

gravity poisoning by kittythecatty January 21, 2019

alt-write 

Grammar Nazi; a play on the term Alt-Right.

I can't spell worth a damn, so I'll ask my Alt-Write friend Wendy to proofread my assignment.

alt-write by kittythecatty May 21, 2017