Fountainhead it 

to get a general overview from an outside source of plot and themes about a book that you want to read in order to increase your cultural literacy. And then subsequently going around pretending like you've read it when, in fact, you probably stopped mid-way through chapter 2.

"Is that Dante's Infernoyou're reading? While very good, it's an extremely difficult read... you should just Fountainhead it."

Fountainhead it by Jeff Custer January 4, 2009

The Fountainhead 

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.

"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.

The Fountainhead by Rusanova January 15, 2011

Prince Albert Fountainhead 

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.

Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."

Prince Albert Fountainhead by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Fountain Head 

When an orthodox-Jewish man ejaculates into a bitty's mouth, after which she spits the cum into her vagina, thereby avoiding the Biblical prohibition of wasting sperm and making a blowjob possible.

Joel: Dude, this bitch gave me a sick Fountain Head last night. At first I remembered, "Oh no my seed!" Then I was like, "oh yeah, we're good bitch."

Fountain Head by Shayna Goldblow December 15, 2011

Fountainted 

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.

She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........

Fountainted by Jeff D November 14, 2005

Fountain Head

Blowing a load in another guys ass then sucking it out with a straw, not swallowing and blowing it thru the straw into another mans ass

Wanna do a fountain head on davie street vancouver.

Fountain Head by MikeMally69HJ April 27, 2026