1. A Canadian city located in British Columbia that is surrounded by
beautiful scenery (e.g. mountains,
water, parks, etc.).
2. A city whose citizens feel the need to remind you over and over again just how
beautiful the city is, and just how pathetic and square you are from being from the province of Ontario.
1. Stanley Park, the Coast Range Mountains, the Pacific Ocean, mild temperatures, blah, blah, blah, it's impressive.
2. Person from Vancouver: You want to
go smoke a joint and hang out on the beach?
Person from anywhere else: Sounds good, but I have to go cash a cheque at the bank first.
Person from Vancouver: Cash a cheque? What the hell is
wrong with you? You must be from Toronto, you poor thing, such an
ugly city with rude people. I hate Ontario, there's no good
pot or drift
wood there. Vancouver is the best, look around, this place is so much better than any other place in our solar system.