fortou

A pedophile that looks like a bird and often has a dinosaur fettish. Equipped with black belt skills and when he flinches, he chirps. Often browses Grindr.

Who's that creepy hobo in the alley? Stop! don't go near him he looks like a fortou!

by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite December 10, 2018

Agent of Fortune

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

by beowulf486 September 18, 2013

bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

Forouzan

Forouzan is a Persian name for girls that means “radiant”, “brilliant”, “dazzling“ ,”fire” “shining”

It’s one of the most beautiful name with amazing meaning in persian.

This name used in lots of books like Shah nameh or in poems of Sa’adi and Khaghani who are persian poets

This name originally is zoroastrian

Hi what’s your name?!

Hi my name is Forouzan

by Seernight August 16, 2018

Forough

A dynamic woman who has all of the best traits of the most adored and respected modern woman. She is smart, compassionate, graceful, generous, sincere, discerning, and has a GREAT sense of humor. Young women look up to her, young men adore her, and everyone wants more of her in their lives. If you are lucky enough to know Forough, count your blessings!

Jake: Who's that obviously amazing woman over there?
Sandy: Which one? The one with the crowd around her begging for her autograph? Oh, that's Forough. She's the best.
Jake: So that's her, huh? I've heard about her but can't believe my good fortune to actually meet her!

by srfcrzy February 5, 2010

fordous

Histrionic Personality Disorder Confused wacky attention-seeking HPD

She was so fordous, she would make up anything to get attention.

by ForWomenAgainstFakeNews October 6, 2018

Fordous

uncertain confusedHPDmentally comprisedattention seekers

She’s so fordous, she’s untrustworthy.

by Lovemymen October 6, 2018