Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Rectal Fortification 

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.

Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

Rectal Fortification by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010

cooperative group fortification center the second 

tf2

the scattergun wielding class from the popular first person shooter cooperative group fortification center the second who uses his high mobility and multiple jumps to flank and eliminate the enemy team, also known as the scout

cooperative group fortification center the second by smexyfemboy February 17, 2021

fortification

Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.

I always find myself in a state of fortification.

fortification by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

fornification 

two people who are not married to eachother or dating eachother having sexual relations.

jackass: dude, i slept with a prostitute last night...

jackass's friend: you fagass thats total fornification.

fornification by bubbahspizzarks December 22, 2008

Fartification 

A room filled with farts to a point where no one wants to enter from the outside. Mostly bedrooms in the morning.

"When I arrived at the party, the room was a fartification. I couldn't bear to go there and stayed in the kitchen instead."

Fartification by Arctica February 2, 2017

Fornification 

The act of of simultaneously bolstering the structural defenses of one's fortress and having familiar relations with one or more persons of the opposite sex.

King Henry VIII can attribute his victory at the Battle of Tours to a modernized navy and frantic fornification leading up to and during the battle.

Fred's meticulous fornification was successful in preventing outsiders entrance to his castle but the population still increased by one less than a year later.

When mastered, the skill of fornification can be one's greatest asset.

Fornification by Catherine of Aragon January 1, 2010