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fortification

Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.
I always find myself in a state of fortification.
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Rectal Fortification 

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

cooperative group fortification center the second 

the scattergun wielding class from the popular first person shooter cooperative group fortification center the second who uses his high mobility and multiple jumps to flank and eliminate the enemy team, also known as the scout

testes to the fortification 

A fancier way of sayingBalls to the wall.”
Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

Farmification 

The process of making people more farmer-like in the way they live their lives, producing more farmers.

Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.

Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.
I believe in the farmification of society. One by one, a nation of farmers is in the works.
Farmification by Brent Heigold June 24, 2009

foxification

intentional misrepresentation of facts by fox network for the purpose of perpetuation their biased "conservative" agenda.
It's hard to know how many people attended Glen Beck's rally as the number goes through foxification before every report.
foxification by mtnmamma October 20, 2010

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.
I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011