Forker

"Forker" is a less known acronym for the word "Fucker". It is used when in the vicinity of strict adults, and at times when you don't feel like swearing.

"Kevin, you forker. Take the stupid light!" "You are the biggest forker I have ever known."

by Fuckard June 25, 2005

Forker

A fake New Yorker. Someone that lives in New York but acts like a tourist every day

"Kimberly takes selfie's in Time Square every day, she such a forker.

by S_kate862 October 15, 2017

forker

someone who says the f word as fork.

-Man, fork this school!
-Dude stop being such a forker.

by xavierc April 28, 2017

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before grabbing their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.

Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.

by Abraham jones June 15, 2017

Knife Forker

Placing the blade of a knife through the tines of a fork at a right angle. Reminiscent of a slingshot or catapult. Best when accompanied by shooting sound effects.

My son Jack entertained himself at the restaurant last night by making a knife forker with his silverware.

by Ms. Little May 13, 2010

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020