forkit 

The meaning to use a fork with food whilst eating

I’m forkit the food

forkit by anonymous March 15, 2025

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

Forkstabbed 

It's what you get when you run your mouth in front of psychopaths.

Made famous in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia".

Liam McPoyle: "That's what you get, Charlie! You get forkstabbed!"

Forkstabbed by BAMico July 28, 2009

Forkifoon

Fork + Knife + Spoon = Forkifoon (phork-i-phoon)

Word used to indicate that you are in need of all three utensils.

*special thanks to Jordy for helping me with this one*

Hey, could you please pass me a forkifoon?

Forkifoon by _allismine_ December 20, 2006

Rectal Fortitude 

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

Rectal Fortitude by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Fan forking 

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015

testicular fortitude 

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

testicular fortitude by weave March 16, 2003