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do it for the kids 

just no matter what it is your doing just do it with pride and honor but dn do it for ur self do it for the future kids,your kid simply DO IT FOR THE KIDS
man1- dude working at mcdonalds 2night SHIT I HATE IT.
man2-bro jst DO IT FOR THE KIDS
man1 your right bro imma do it for the kids of the world
man2-it is what it is
do it for the kids by mollywhoppin October 18, 2010

doing it for the kids 

Often done while wielding an obnoxiously large chaingun. The ability to mow down large mobs of enemies/zombies/people named Ian is granted while saying this phrase. If your name is Kevin, your agility increases by +2 every time the statement is said. 1337ness is not an option, it is an obligation.
"I'm doing it for the kids!!!!" *sound of gunfire*

sex do it for the kids

It's a t-shirt for sale at the side of urban dictionary definitions by a lovely smiling blond girl. Awwww.
Look to your right, they'll be a lady hawkin those "sex do it for the kids" t-shirts ---->
sex do it for the kids by Kevsedg August 22, 2006

Stay together for the kids 

Stay together for the kids is the best blink 182 song ever
Rap fuckin sucks emu balls

mean feed for the kids 

To bring home or to give a very good load of food home for your kids.
"Come on girl cook up a mean feed for the kids!"
"Just got a mean feed for the kids!"

Something For The Kids.

Soft Core Sex.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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