by nycubanb April 19, 2007

by carr October 23, 2005

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007

by Jonnor564e7e467 November 19, 2007

by [mjuzIk] is love July 06, 2011

Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.
Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.
Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.
Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.
by computerscientits April 03, 2017

by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010
