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Foozball

A really cute and fuzzy animal, usually a cat or dog.

Derived from fuzzball, or floofball, which means a fuzzy or floofy cutie pie.
My dog is such a foozball, soooooo floofy
by DoobahDoobahDoobah April 7, 2021
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Foozball

A term used to describe a table game placed with 2 seperate teams kicking a ball such as soccer.

This term may be best described as a person living in the southern Floridian border. A person who lives close to swamps, hunts for aligators, and barbecues them for dinner.
Adam Sandler's "The Waterboy".

A person with a high pitched voice, who speaks rather fast and interrupts anyone who may be in the middle of a conversation.

Someone who thinks women were made by satan.

"My boy ain't playin' no FOOZBALL!"

"Women are for da' devil!"

"Donta la FOOZBALL!"

"Man, that Tamara is such a FOOZBALL!"
by Joe Jr. March 13, 2004
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High school football game

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.
When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.
by urbandictionaryknowitall October 23, 2011
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football guy

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.
Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.
by Pharr August 26, 2017
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footballistically

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
by presiDizzle November 17, 2007
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Footballin

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.
Damn Joe, you are footballin!
by BMJimmer August 12, 2012
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monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
by bluebear January 9, 2021
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