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Foozballitis

A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.
Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"
by Tommy Boy G December 20, 2007
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footballitie

footallitie are the people who live and die for soccer. soccer is always on your mind; eating, school, sleeping, driving, talking. soccer comes before everything else, before school, before girls, before family. soccer...is the game that you live for
a. del piero. raul. r. carlos - les tres amigos
by bibic May 7, 2005
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